Poor Jan. She wondered why she was getting funny looks while running errands with her sassy new tote. Marcia was so sweet to give Jan a new purse--it was so unlike her.
"Jan, how could you be so stupid?" Marcia snips.
With Marcia's hurtful words still ringing in her ears, Jan experiences a flash back to the time she messed up the bill on the silver platter anniversary gift for their parents. The Brady kids were forced to go on a TV show to win back the money. This was the beginning of the end between Marcia and Jan. Marcia called Jan "stupid," for the first time--where Greg just referred to her as a "ding-a-ling."
Jan was lost in her downward spiral of shame when Marcia interrupts, "Jan, it's not a purse. It's a bra bag--you know, a cute carryall to protect your prized padded bras from getting bent, bumped, or creased in your suitcase when you travel."
"Oh," Jan says.
So tell us dear readers, is the Bra Bag cool or fool?
2 comments:
I guess if you're looking to advertise that you wear a padded/structured bra that needs to hold it's "shape" during storage... it could be... um..... lol
omg i lold irl when i read this. delightful blog. kudos
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