Poor Jan. She forgot to pick up a treat for Patty's kindergarten Valentine's Day party, so she had to make a mad dash to the store. She also needed a new knife set. Jan squinted at all of the choices in the snack section, frantically searching for the perfect treat for Patty's classmates with food allergies. All 19 of them.
"Let's see, "Jan says to herself. "I need peanut-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, caffeine free, flavor-free snacks with no orange food coloring."
She maneuvered her shopping cart around the corner and smashed right into Clark Tyson--the love of her life--before hubby Philip came along of course.
Jan became smitten with Clark while attending Fillmore Junior High. They studied together in the Brady's wood-paneled family room every night. She was ready to proclaim her love to Clark until Marcia and her mini skirt strolled into the room. Suddenly Jan was invisible. Clark fell for Marcia and broke Jan's heart.
Good thing George Glass, Jan's imaginary boyfriend, came along as her transitional man. Good thing Jan needed a new knife set. Well, maybe two.
Seeing Clark again stirred up all of the old feelings: anger, rage, fury, and wasted time.
The Ex Voodoo Knife Set is the perfect Valentine's gift to help you get over a recent break-up, give you closure to the relationship that ended oh so badly, or let your current squeeze know you are not to be messed with.
If you'd like to make a more subtle statement, order the matching Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder.
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