Conde Nast Top 50 wedding dresses

Stepping out of character for a moment for an announcement:

Our sister site, http://www.blurbsfromtheburbs.blogspot/ received 600 hits yesterday. Why? This post. The Conde Nast bride list.

Yes, it's that time of year. The brides are out. Staring at their new engagement rings. The ones found under the Xmas tree.

And brides love to sit online and look at stuff all day. ALL DAY.

Ladies: it's one day. It's one day. But it's THE day. We concur. Marcia and Jan remember.

Of course, to become a bride, a girl must read The List. Yes, we will plug THE greatest dating book ever written book here. Perhaps there is a sad bridesmaid who needs a little kick in the ass.

So, without further delay, today on Poor Jan, we bring to you the most popular post EVER. The Conde Nast Top 50 wedding dress list. This should keep you internet addicts happily occupied for hours...and it took hours to put all these links in here so you beeatches don't have to be troubled.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=433954&in_page_id=1773

From Conde Nast Top 50 wedding dresses of All Time (more like Conde Nasty...some of these dresses are really bad)
1 Grace Kelly (April 1956) (pictured above. So divine. Classic.)
2 Nicole Kidman (June 2006) (Hmmm...it's just okay. Guess it didn't pass the Scientology sniff test)
3 Jackie Onassis (September 1953) (BTW, she HATED this dress--her mother picked it out. It is so obviously not her minimal, modern style)
4 Pink (January 2006) (Cute and the sash look is really in right now.)
5 Diana, Princess of Wales (July 1981) (Classic Princess. We miss the 1980s. Embellish us!)
6 Dita Von Teese (December 2005) (It's the purple one--and she has a 17 inch waist)
7 Victoria Beckham (July 1999) (not so Posh back then)
8 Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy (July 1996) (she changed fashion with this dress. Love it!)
9 Jordan (September 2005) uh...is she made of wax?
10 Jemma Kidd (June 2005) no photos available.
11 Avril Lavigne (July 2006)
12 Bianca Jagger (May 1971)
13 Renee Zellweger (May 2005) (Eat something, girl)
14 Katy England (July 2006)
15 Ines Sastre (April 2006)
16 Marilyn Monroe (January 1954) (uh...that looks like a black suit to me)
17 Gwen Stefani (September 2002)
18 Liberty Ross (September 2003)
19 Sarah Armstrong-Jones (July 1994)
20 Jodie Kidd (October 2005) -- no photos available.

Now...Since we went to all this trouble, it is your job to go through this list and tell us if any of these couples are still married. We thinks...not many.

Oh, and since we all know that strapless dresses are OVER, here is another strapless rant. Read this article below:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/06/18/CMG06IV4391.DTL