Friday, January 25, 2008

The Perfect Tissue Tee


Marcia looked so friggen cute at lunch the other day. Jan just wanted to reach across the table and smack her.

Wearing tight workout sweats. A cute hoodie, and a very flattering Yoga t-shirt. Not too tight but tight enough. Long enough to look "of the moment." Longish sleeves that were sporty. Marcia had them pulled down long. Ending right above her 4 carat diamond.

Let's not even mention her size 4 body and flushed rosy cheeks. Fifteen years of Pilates does that to a girl. Ugh.

You MUST MUST MUST order as many of these tissue tees as you can get your hands on! We have been to Target multiple times this week and they are so picked over it's just depressing. If you do want to buy in store, they are in the lingerie/workout section. Very hidden away. Apparently, there are a lot of Marcia's out there making damn sure the rest of us look like crap. Well done, Marcia. Well done.

For $8.99, order these online. In every color that you like.

They are the most comforable long-sleeved tee on the market. Marcia wears them over her skimpy workout tops, over cute cotton tanks, and as PJ tops. You can't have enough of these. Perfect for layering. Warm and cozy. You will think of a reason to wear it all day, every day

Meanwhile, Jan spends the entire lunch yanking down her faded, too-thick long-sleeved tee to cover her ass crack. Poor Jan.

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