My Funny Valentine

Poor Jan. Her Christmas tree is still up. I mean, it's not even pre-lit. How embarrassing.

Meanwhile, Marcia has transitioned all of her tablescapes, interior/exterior decor to Valentines Day.

When Marcia pulled out a crispy, pretty, perfectly Peter-Pan-collared dress that she ordered for Bayley online--it was just too much.

"For Valentine's Day."

Jan rubbed the beautiful sateen fabric under her fingers. She pictured it with crisp white tights. Black patent leather buckle shoes. And a little white sweater. A classic little girl profile.

"It was only $30!" Marcia chirps.

Rubbing it in Jan's dull eyes.

Jan immediately go online at http://www.oneitystore.com/ to check it out.

A cool company with a cool mission.

And Jan got the same dress on clearance for $21.00. Plus $5.00 flat-rate shipping.

"For that price, I'll have the front monogrammed with a swirly whit "P" for little Patty," Jan plots. Marcia will never think of that.

Jan also ordered Patty's 2008 Christmas dress ahead. A beautiful smocked Jade green.

Perhaps the color of envy.

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