Most of you Internet addicts and blog stalkers have read the best-of-craigslist. (In case you missed it, check it out this week to see the large glass jar that possibly contains a ghost!)
The best-of-craigslist just doesn't cut it for Jan anymore. Thanks to the inspiration of her BFF Sheila, Jan has launched Craig's Worst. We want to pay homage to people that actually think they can get money for ugly, outdated, filthy, disgusting, sh-t. I mean--have you no shame?
Jan is also thrilled that she found a place to sell her family's used and gently used items. Perhaps you will find something you need:
Alice's delightful bomber-style rabbit jacket made from unique titian-colored bunnies never seen by the human eye. Jersey cuffed sleeves and waistband. Very sporty!
If you are looking for a longer style, check out Chewbacca's sister Kallabow wearing this beauty. Perfect for those chilly Kashyyyk nights.
Urine-stained, cigarette-smelling sofa that hasn't been in style since Tom Cruise was normal. Cushions not included.
No. This isn't a Tonka truck left to suffer the elements for, oh, 50 years. This is a full-sized dump truck. The perfect addition to your trailer or carport.
This isn't Jan's dog, but she did find this on Craig's List:
"A little Chihuahua. Her name is Coco. She is very old, 12 years old. She's a good dog. All she wants to do is lay with you and get attention!! She doesn't have the energy anymore to play with little kids. She is good about going outside for go to the bathroom. She doesn't need a leash. As soon as she knows where she lives she'll go out and come right back to the door."
Kinky trolls. Some completely naked. Some with just undergarments removed. Some with what appears to be troll lingerie. Perfect bath time companion for your favorite pedophile.
If you think it's easy having a mirror inset into a horse collar, tell that to the rejects in the Joann Fabric's framing area. It took Philip months to explain his vision. Perfect above the headboard for that special S&M touch.
Hmmm...These aren't THAT bad. Save for the whore on her worn back showing us the bottoms.
And soliciting sex in a men's room:
And soliciting sex in a men's room:
From the same fine buyer as the rodent-condo featured above. This fine grandfather clock with brass dial that hasn't worked since the Nixon administration. Is that a toilet on there?
This isn't Jan's dog, but she did find this on Craig's List:"A little Chihuahua. Her name is Coco. She is very old, 12 years old. She's a good dog. All she wants to do is lay with you and get attention!! She doesn't have the energy anymore to play with little kids. She is good about going outside for go to the bathroom. She doesn't need a leash. As soon as she knows where she lives she'll go out and come right back to the door."
And the problem IS? Bastards. Seriously. You will be greeted by Saddam at the gate's of hell.
1 comment:
OMG Hilarious!! Craig's Worst LIVES- I will be sure to forward some keepers- this must be a weekly feature
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